Dear Kiki,

I am a longtime listener of the podcasts on this site. I have a simple question: Do Simply Syndicated podcasters record their programmes in a fancy studio? Because the sound quality is better than most podcasts.

…Lisa in Delaware

Dear Lisa,

No, there’s no fancy studio. Most of the shows are recorded in home offices, living rooms, even bedrooms. There are exceptions, of course. Masters of None is recorded in the men’s room at a hockey rink, and For Those About To Rock is recorded on Whip Buffley’s tour bus, from under the groupies. Of course, Starbase 66 is made in space.

Dear Kiki,

I wuz gOin to post a sick pic of two homies nekkkkkked in the forumz, but they aint work? It made me say OMG WTF, U wuld of luvved it. And yo you needz a rap show.

…Jordyn in Essex

Dear Jordyn

The forums are currently being rebuilt for a fresh start. I would normally advise people to be patient and wait, but I suspect you would probably be happier at 4chan. Please move along, nothing to see here.

Dear Kiki,

I’ve been with this girl for about two weeks. How long should I wait before I tell her I think her sister is super-hot?

…Robbie in Glasgow

Dear Robbie,

Tell her right now, and make sure you get it on video, and make sure you email me your YouTube link.

Dear Kiki,

Why do you have a podcast about Star Trek with British guys on it? What do British people even know about Star Trek? Shouldn’t they be doing a show about Coronation Street or Eastenders or whatever the crap is they watch over there?

…JD in Buffalo

Dear JD,

British people love Star Trek because of Jean-Luc Picard. They like the idea that in the future, even the French are British. Old rivalry, you see.

Dear Kiki,

Who is the most awesome Simply Syndicated podcaster?

…RMS in Haworth

Dear RMS,

That one’s easy. Barclay.

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