The following is all that could be salvaged from the tattered submissions of your SimSyn Leeds Meetup correspondents, Boz and Casey.
They still have yet to reappear, and their coffee cup and motorway service sandwich-strewn car was found abandoned. The recording devices recovered from the vehicle had deteriorated badly due to being full of Subway Chipotle Southwest Dressing, so listeners have been warned.
The last Twitter post from Here Goes Nothing, at 12.28pm on Saturday September 3, gave some cryptic clue as to the state of mind of the missing Podcasters.....
'Winding windows up. This is Bat country'