Artsy farts. They ruin it for everyone. Especially performance artists. Nothing turns the general public off the arts more than someone gluing their pubic hair to a Volkswagon and calling "Art" (you gotta know it's been done). Jakob and Mandi braved the all night artsy douchebaggery that was Nuit Blanch Toronto 2009 and managed to get enough sleep to talk about it. This is what the Pixmaven instant art critique generator has this to say about this episode: "It should be added that the reductive quality of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix endangers the devious simplicity of the distinctive formal juxtapositions."
Good performace art: Shara Rosko's Glomerate.
Bad performance art: Darryl Hannah in Legal Eagles.