Mike: Masters of None
Mike was born in 1979 in Hill Valley, New Jersey. Little is known about Mike’s life prior to him going to Penn State, except for the fact that he set his parents’ living room rug on fire when he was 8. Like Phil Collins, Mike plays the drums and sings in a band with his brothers. Mike main musical influence is the song “Goodbye Horses” by Q. Lazzarus.
He loves fantasy football, ranch dressing, and ironically lives in a ranch style home. Never at a loss for words, you can’t wait to hear what will come out of his mouth next….especially at a strip club where boys will be boys and women will sometimes also be boys. He is also a talented thespian, especially when playing the role of a gay man in The Producers, or winning an Emmy for his role of ‘Token Whitey’ in the hit reality show “Video Game Company”.
When faced with danger, Mike is always brave and can be very resourceful and clever, but can not tolerate being called a coward, a trait he shares with James Dean’s character Jim Stark from Rebel without a Cause. Bio by Art
