Crimes Against Food

CAF – Episode 28 – Chinese Food In The U.K

Will — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:15:30 +0000

The girls are back! A take-away length episode for you.

CAF – Episode 27 – Food Security

Will — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:08:13 +0000

‘We’re all gonna die man! Like a bunch of melon farmers!!!!!’

- Bill Paxton – Aliens (ITV pre-watershed edit)

CAF – Episode 26 – A New Year Of Crime?

Will — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:51:29 +0000

The food prophets cast their magic eye, check the crystal ball and consult the bones to bring you yet another cracking show!

CAF – Episode 25 – Fasting

Will — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:33:19 +0000

As we waddle into the new decade, bellies aching from too many holiday dinners and shattered promises of years gone by, Gloria and Mia take you through the world of fasting. The good and bad going via the fu*kin ridiculous!

CAF – Episode 24 – Christmas

Will — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:16:14 +0000

I caught Santa kissing the Crimes Against Food girls under the Christmas Tree. He was lured in by their exceedingly good biscuits and milk!

CAF – Episode 23 – Wedding Food

Will — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:22:14 +0000

We talk about what can go wrong when you eat food at weddings.

CAF – Episode 22 – AnaCurry In The U.K

Will — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:36:19 +0000

Good Curry. No Worries.

CAF – Episode 21 – Pies & Pasties (Pastry 1)

Will — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:02:44 +0000

Gloria and Mia talk everything short, flaky and filo.

CAF – Episode 20 – Cook Books

Will — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:38:43 +0000

Don’t try cooking a book, you’ll only burn the pages moron.

CAF – Episode 19 – Cheese

Will — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:45:43 +0000

The Brie shudders in the dock. Cheddar waits, cheese head in cheese hands. Gorgonzola hangs from a gibbet as the Goats Cheese takes it lashes.

Non Stick Lindh and Stainless Steele take on cheese!!!! I Camembert the tension!

CAF – Episode 18 – Food On Film

Will — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:58:16 +0000

Eggs and Kodak, Hi Def Yorkshire Pudding and 16mm Cake. The girls talk Film and Food, a fat critics wet dream.

CAF – Episode 17 – Tolerance and Intolerance

Will — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:10:32 +0000

Gloria and Mia tackle allergies and intolerance’s.

CAF – Episode 16 – B.B.Q

Will — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:03:45 +0000

When will i see you again……?

CAF – Episode 15 – Eggs

Rich — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:31:32 +0000

Whisk them or fry them, they’re still eggs.

CAF – Episode 14 – Sandwiches

Rich — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:33:42 +0000

I’m very simple when it comes to sandwiches. They have to have bread and they have to have Marmite. After that I’m not really bothered as long as it’s some kind of meat.

CAF – Episode 13 – Soup

Rich — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:15:37 +0000

You can drown in just a couple of inches of it.

CAF – Episode 12 – Ice Cream

Rich — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:58:32 +0000

I scream, you scream, we all scream for a new episode of Crimes Against Food.

CAF – Episode 11 – Rogues Gallery

Rich — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:05:52 +0000

It’s something about food with Mia and Gloria.

CAF – Episode 10 – Local Crimes For Local People

Rich — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:40:17 +0000

Are you local?

CAF – Episode 9 – The Dinner Party

Rich — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:06:58 +0000

I haven’t been to many dinner parties. I don’t like the food or the people so it wouldn’t be a good idea anyway.

CAF – Episode 8 – Cake

Rich — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:57:23 +0000

You know I love a bit of cake. Oh man I looooooove the cake.

CAF – Episode 7 – Bread

Rich — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:58:38 +0000

It’s one of my favorite foods. You can use it to make toast, cheese on toast, beans on toast, french toast and toasted sandwiches.

CAF – Episode 6 – Preserves

Rich — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:43:29 +0000

Jars of things and stuff like that. I’m not a fan myself but it’s not about what I think is it.

CAF – Episode 5 – Breakfast

Rich — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:17:12 +0000

Gloria and Mia talk about the most important meal of the day. I like Frosties.

CAF – Episode 4 – Chicken

Rich — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:51:30 +0000

Gloria and Mia come over all chicken.