Gloria Lindh and Mia Steel know their food. They know how to eat it and they know how to cook it. But there are many food crimes, and therefore food criminals, among us. They purport to be delicious but fail on every level to bring joy, or sometimes even sustenance.

The ladies-who-lunch call out bad combinations, poor techniques and pitiful ingredients for the crimes that they are and attempt to set right, for once and for all, the offences committed. Ridiculously good fun, you’ll find yourself agreeing and shouting out the food crimes that boil your blood, even amongst commuters. Tasty listening.


CAF – Episode 29 – Bar Snacks

Food to accompany beer. Well, 'food' to accompany beer.

CAF – Episode 28 – Chinese Food In The U.K

The girls are back! A take-away length episode for you.

CAF – Episode 27 – Food Security

'We're all gonna die man! Like a bunch of melon farmers!!!!!'

- Bill Paxton - Aliens (ITV pre-watershed edit)

CAF – Episode 26 – A New Year Of Crime?

The food prophets cast their magic eye, check the crystal ball and consult the bones to bring you yet another cracking show!

CAF – Episode 25 – Fasting

As we waddle into the new decade, bellies aching from too many holiday dinners and shattered promises of years gone by, Gloria and Mia take you through the world of fasting. The good and bad going via the fu*kin ridiculous!

CAF – Episode 24 – Christmas

I caught Santa kissing the Crimes Against Food girls under the Christmas Tree. He was lured in by their exceedingly good biscuits and milk!

CAF – Episode 23 – Wedding Food

We talk about what can go wrong when you eat food at weddings.

CAF – Episode 22 – AnaCurry In The U.K

Good Curry. No Worries.

CAF – Episode 21 – Pies & Pasties (Pastry 1)

Gloria and Mia talk everything short, flaky and filo.

CAF – Episode 20 – Cook Books

Don't try cooking a book, you'll only burn the pages moron.