It’s the Groundhog Day Lost Radio Tapes AND by our interview with Stephen Tobolowsky aka Ned Ryerson, in this newly mashed up Groundhog Day classic special.  This is what the rest of that morning radio show sounded like.  If you enjoyed this, please Tweet us a vote for the Shorty Awards!

The best of our radio days, with Lewis Black, Jim Breuer, Jay’s first ever breaking of Art’s balls, the infamous Halloween prank, Harry Carey, the Art Blues and more. Think of it as the Masters Of None prequel.  Also, if you’re on Twitter, please help us win a Shorty Award by voting via tweet at http://shortyawards.com/MastersOfNone

I’ll be live from the DJ booth all night tonight starting in about an hour with the live video and audio and chatroom.  Join me on the radio page! -Jay

Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller was one of our favorite interviews and only our second We Know Celebrities show we did way back in Season 3.  Hope you enjoy this throwback as much as Art & Jay did.  Check out Penn’s awesome book God, No! in stores now and see him on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Jay chatted with Frankie Muniz, Diamond Dallas Page, Corbin Bernsen and director Joe Eckardt of the upcoming movie Pizza Man at NY Comic Con a few months ago.  Must-see YouTube video coming soon.

We play more clips of other podcasts and mock the night away.  This is our last episode of Season 7, we’ll be back in a few weeks with Season 8 and will probably release some old stuff/fill-in shows during our break.  Thanks for listening!

This week we talk with Chris Hardwick about his book The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life), The Walking Dead, bowling, and what gets him mad.

It’s our annual holiday gift to you, the worst Christmas songs ever recorded, publicly mocked for your listening pleasure.  Plus some special presents from Mike & Cousin Jay.  If you’d like these tunes, e-mail us at mastersofnoneshow at gmail.com.  Jingle Jingle MFers!

This week’s show is on YouTube!  We posted the movie with our embedded commentary for all to enjoy, being the file was too big for our servers, so grab a cup of hot chocolate and cozy up with one of our favorite Christmas classics starring Laurel & Hardy, monkeys dressed as mice and lots of creepy masks!

A live audience yelled out topics as we spun the wheel to see what we’d talk about next.  We drank, we laughed, Home Court Art passed out.

We present our ultimate radio lineups and determine the greatest radio personality of all time, plus we chat with radio & podcast personality, author, comedian and the host of the new game show Pumped on The Speed Channel, Greg Fitzsimmons.  Check out Pumped: http://www.speedtv.com/programs/pumped

We celebrate 500 amazing shows, live.  Plus, we talk to two celebrity guests and an impromptu dating game breaks out.  Funtastic!

We rank Adam Sandler’s films and weep for the future.

Back at it again Saturday night at 9:30pm EST/ 2:30am GMT right here on the radio page.  The usual live video, chatroom and Skype calls, with three shows planned for the evening. See you then.

We reveal our ridiculous plans for when we become rich.

It’s Dr. Dre vs. Billy Joel vs. Weezer in this episode where we each present an album we think is perfect.  Plus, Jay tastes the new limited edition Innis & Gunn Highland Cask beer and makes Art & Mike jealous and it’s the return of Photoshop.

We rank our favorite midgets of all time. With an episode so special we needed the help of Bob and Dan from the Bob and Dan Podcast.  So enough of the small talk and on with the show!

Jay interviews Joe Cornish, director and writer of the awesome film, Attack The Block, out now on Blu-Ray, DVD and iTunes , plus the creator of the Mystery Men, veteran comic book artist and author, Bob Burden.  Check out Bob’s comics at MysteryMen.net, FlamingCarrot.com and The Legion Of Danger!.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Let’s get ready for an all out debate on who would win in a fight to the death. We invited Steve from Gorillamask.net to help us decide who wins each match. We cover all the weightclasses and then end up with a royal rumble finale!

Twitter. You either love it or hate it.  Jay debates social media critic B.J. Mendelson in front of a live internet audience, while Mike and Art throw barbs at both.

We got hammered and talked about our summer break  in front of a live internet audience.  We also critique the ads we paid way too much money for by Kevin Smith and Jordan, Jesse Go and reveal the winners of our Summer Movie Fantasy Draft with Vince from FilmDrunk.com and who will have to perform what songs on YouTube as a result.  Also, our heartfelt podcast tribute to Steve Jobs.  (Just added that last line for SEO purposes.)

Not one, not two, not three, but FOUR shows tonight. The live shows tonight starting at 8pm all the way until 1am EST will be a shit show for sure, topics include Twitter, Midgets, Hypothetical Fights To The Death, Our Summer Vacations and the introduction of Away Home Court Art! http://simplysyndicated.com/radio

 
We are back for our seventh season and we start off with our poser’s guide to road trips. Jay and Mike travel to Toronto with Cousin Jay and Nicole and record a show on the road as they go to the Simply Syndicated Toronto Meet-Up. So if you have never been on a road trip make sure you take notes on what and what not to do when you drive off in your family truckster.

We’re going live in a bit at 5pm EST on the Radio Page from Toronto!  We’ll be hanging out pre-meetup and tasting all but one Blue Point beer that they put in bottles for the first time ever in Canada.  We’ll have the live video via UStream and in the SS chatroom on the radio page.

Jay will be going live from the DJ booth once again with a special meet-up eve Jay, No Chaser tonight, Thursday, September 8th, starting at 11:30pm EST/ 3:30am GMT and 4:30am England/Ireland time, since you magnificent bastards scoff at the concept of Daylight Savings Time.  Check out the video, audio and chatrom live via UStream on the Radio page and get ready to make fun of drunk college kids.

More cool kids music from your awesome hosts, Jay & Riley, with a very special surprise guest…

Even though we’re still on vacation, we decided to throw together a little “Best of” clip show along with some new bits from some unaired shows. Including a brand new “Ask a Real Life Girl” with Carie Small from the Lingerie Football League and a clip from the longer version of “Breast Implants Sucks or Rules.”  We’ll be back in September during the Simply Syndicated Meetup in Toronto. Hope to see you then.

It’s a special clip show guest-hosted by Greg, aka GAB on the forums, and from the Inappropriate Conversations podcast.  With some suggestions from Jay, Greg has combed the Simply Syndicated podcast network archives to bring you nothing but the best bits while the Masters are on vacation.

This week Art talks with not one but TWO actors from the Star Wars films. Art chats with Mark Hamill and Jeremy Bulloch. Mark talks about his role of Luke Skywalker, deleted scenes, voice acting, producing films, and his latest film Sushi Girl. You can check out the trailer here and follow the film on Twitter.  Then Art speaks with Jeremy Bulloch and talks about his role as Boba Fett, the Star Wars Saga on Blu-ray, (pre-order here) and when he was on Doctor Who.

Plus Art asks Mark and Jeremy which is the best of the three films in the original trilogy. Art had a debate with Jakob from another Simply Syndicated podcast Nerd Hurdles to debate if Empire Strikes Back sucks or rules. Art took the rules side and Jakob took the sucks side. The episode was a bonus episode and not everyone heard it. Jakob wrote an article a while back defending his case and now Art defends his case with asking actors from the actual films!

Our season ender is super-self-indulgent as we look back and reminisce about our best & worst shows of the season with you guys in the chatroom and on the phone.  We’d also like to mention that we’ll be at the Toronto meetup on September 10th.  Awesome in-between season fill-in shows to follow.

This week we debate which is better hamburgers or hot dogs. To “help” us with this matter we have Carie Small from the Lingerie Football League and Andrew Johnstone from Podcast Squared. Jay and Andrew take the hot dog side while Carie and Art are on the side of the hamburger. Plus we have Mike’s cousin Jay “Oh Hey Bro” on the show. Who will win this ultimate debate?

To be fake boobs or not to be, that is the question.

Join us on the Radio page (formerly the Live page), starting at around 8:30pm EST (12:30am GMT, 1:30am for you Daylight Savings Time-hating Brits) as we wrap up season 6 tonight with at least 2 live shows with streaming video, your phone calls and the chatroom.

Hip-hop gets away with too much.  This episode we call out the worst rap lyrics and rapper names of all time, with our new pal Chris Macho from SnacksAndShit.com. BONUS MATERIAL: Gucci Mane’s ridiculous chain collection

While there’s no doubt we are the greatest country in the world, the songs about our country could use a lot of help.  Celebrate the 4th of July with these horrendous gems, including the hands-down winner of Worst Song About the USA of all time.  BONUS MATERIAL: Hooray For The USA Patrick Juvet- I Love America Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue- Toby Keith

Yet another bonus show. We sat down with Weird Al Yankovic. His new album Alpocalypse is now in stores, iTunes, and Amazon. We chat about the album, UHF, music today, and much more. Enjoy!

Art had a chance to interview one of his sports heroes, Bo Jackson. Whether he was playing football or baseball, he was a beast. Running for a 96 yard touchdown or blasting a home run out of the park, Bo made sports exciting to watch.  Art and Bo talk about his career, the “Bo Knows” Nike ad campaign, Tecmo Bowl, and his foundation Give Me A Chance. This Friday Bo is hosting his third annual charity golf event to support his foundation. The Give Me A Chance Foundation was created by Bo in 2008 to help children in the Chicago area. To help Bo you can donate at his Foundation by clicking here.

Whiskey- everything you ever needed to pretend to know about it, and more.  We hung with Gable Erenzo, brand ambassador and distiller at Tuthilltown Spirits, the makers of Hudson Whiskey for a tasting and crash course on the great American spirit.  We find out how whiskey gets its color, that real bourbon need not be from Kentucky, and the true meaning of bungholes.  All this and without a single curseword!  Ask for Hudson Whiskey at your local liquor store or bar, it’s available in the U.S., Europe and Australia and is worth every penny.  Thanks to everyone at Tuthilltown for the hospitality. BONUS MATERIAL- Check out this behind-the-scenes video.

Another trip down memory lane, this time without breaking up the band.  We ask the eternal question Whatever Happened To… with our dear friend Chris Illuminati from Message With A Bottle and author of the new book Assholeology: The Cheat Sheet. Learn about the backup band retirement home, the stuffed animal centipede, Slamball and so much more…Need a voice guy for your podcast?  Check out our buddy Joe, heard on this episode.  BONUS MATERIAL: ‘Moving Like Bernie’ Video

We wish a lot of words would never penetrate our earholes again.  These are our Top 8 1/2 and a ton submitted by you guys.  There’s even some phrases for all you phrase phans. If you’re in Long Island, NY, check out this awesome charity beer event. BONUS MATERIAL: Store Wars

We took your calls and talked about everything from our favorite stoners, how Bane is like Pokemon, when Mike saw Pink, ass burgers, why those cask ale kids deserved it, who is a 420 virgin and someone takes a massive bong hit in celebration.  Plus, Home Court Art doesn’t shut up for a second and featuring the return of Irish Ed.  We also reveal the winner of our Masters Of None Degree display contest that was exclusively for our 3 Fist Dispatch subscribers, and how you can get a bonus show with some special SS guests by getting on the e-mail list NOW.  Check us out as guests on Podcast Squared starting Monday.

We give you the lowdown on this summer’s movies with our pal Vince from FilmDrunk.com.  This episode features a cameo by Carlos Mensia and we put public humiliation on the line with the Summer Movie Fantasy Draft (thanks to ColdDimes for the idea). Part 2 will continue on our other podcast, The Gunaxin Show, which will be released on Tuesday.  The entire list of movies with links to trailers and our descriptions will be up shortly at MastersOfNone.com.

And by worst we mean poorest excuse for a villain across all media platforms and eras.  To help us on our quest, we’re joined by Steve, the man behind  GorillaMask.net and a cast of tens in the chatroom.  For more of our junk, check out our own website MastersOfNone.com or follow us on Twitter @MastersOfNone. BONUS MATERIAL: How To Tell When John Travolta Is A Bad Guy Snorlax Owns Mark Wahlberg Talks To A Tree

In America, Girl Scouts hawk their cookies once a year to pay for their Illuminati-like underground activities.  People are crazy about these little confectious delights and everybody has their favorites and least favorites.  These are ours and those of the drunken masses at Blue Point’s Cask Ales Festival, in particular order, from worst to first.  Congratulations also going out to the USA for winning the iTunes contest. Americans, go HERE to tell us what exclusive show you’d like. Also check out our new pals at The Bob & Dan Cast. We highly recommend podcasters check out their Episode 81.

The guys from Holy Taco.com join us in discussing the best and worst internet sensations, stars, memes, trends and celebrities of all time.  We also just added the info on how to be a part of our MoNster media folder at our site MastersOfNone.com.  BONUS MATERIAL: Here’s links to a lot of the stuff we talked about, most NSFW- Keenan Cahill Car Commercial Interior Semiotics Lazytown/Lil Jon Mashup Smell Yo D#$k Pu$$y Be Yankin Juggalo Funeral Evolution of Dance Rebecca Black “Friday” David Hasslehoff “Hooked On A Feeling” Chris Crocker Britney Cryer Ghetto Leprechaun Bling Bling the Crackhead

We play clips from other podcasts and comment on them in this episode.  Some are great and some are…not-so-great. We release this show with sincere apologies to Joel McHale and Chris Hardwick, hosts of The Soup and Web Soup.  We may as well also apologize to the Campbell’s people and Soupy Sales while we’re at it. Special thanks to GAB, Graham and Bucho for submitting clips.

Join us with the video, audio and chatroom this evening for 2 shows and an all-call-in segment starting at 9:30pm EST/ 1:30am GMT.  We’ll be chatting Internet Memes and Worst Villians with the guys from HolyTaco.com and GorillaMask.net.  Find us on the SS radio page, and click the UStream box at the bottom, then snark it up in the chatroom, as we steal your lines and present them as our own.  Talk to you tonight, bring the booze.  Also, get on the e-mail list NOW for some special info coming in a little bit.

We asked everyone at the Blue Point Cask Ales Festival what the best and worst beer they ever tasted was. We also drank a lot. Thanks once again to everyone at Blue Point for having us, including Curt, Mark & Pete, Alan, Gary and to all of these awesome folks-Niko & Super Neat Beer Adventure Yes!!!, Dave at Bellport Beer,  Miss Amy’s Preserves, Tara from Still Crazy After All These Beers

Movies in 1986 taught us so much.  People with names like Ferris, Vern, Maverick and Crocodile were the true professors of our childhoods.  Recount the knowledge we’ve retained from the films of 1986.  Don’t forget to join us this Saturday at the Blue Point Cask Ales Festival and to join our e-mail list, the 3 Fist Dispatch.