Masters of None

MoN 10.15: Topic Roulette

Jay — Sat, 18 May 2013 19:57:15 +0000

We cover a lot of topics in a little time, including our favorite all-time wrestler, what actors would play us in a movie, power ballads- suck or rule, greatest Jeff of all time, next business to go bankrupt and more…

Masters of None: 10.14 – Perfect TV Shows

Jay — Thu, 09 May 2013 13:55:34 +0000

The guys each pick a TV series they deem “Perfect” and debate its merits. They also take a look at some of your suggestions on Facebook and Twitter and get into a little “Fast Money” while playing, The Feud!

SURVEY SAYS???!!!…..

MoN 10.13 Summer Movie Preview

Art — Thu, 02 May 2013 01:46:06 +0000

It is our annual Summer Movie Preview show. We have Vince from FilmDrunk.com to steer us in the right direction to make sure we see the right movies. Plus he brings us “inside information” on all the films.

MoN 10.12: Live At Blue Point Cask Fest ’13

Jay — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 03:43:56 +0000

It’s a beer episode, live from Blue Point Cask Fest ’13 with tons of guests from Blue Point, Great South Bay, Spider Bite Brewing, Outer Lands Brewing, Squirrel Tail Brewing, LIBME, Moustache Brewing, Super Neat Beer Adventure Yes!!, Bellport Beer, Blue Point Hockey, Drunk & Unemployed, The Beer Amigos and more. Hear a brewer rap like The Fat Boys, how bacon turned a Jewish girl to lesbianism, which LI beer company beat Spider Bite to their original name, a drunk hockey shootout and a man proposition Jay’s wife right under his nose! And enter our contest to name Outer Lands Brewing’s new espresso stout. E-mail your best name suggestions to MastersOfNone at Gmail.com by May 9th. Winner will recieve a growler of the espresso stout and Good Mojo IPA (shipped anywhere in the world!) and the name will be revealed at GSB’s Bay Fest on May 11th. Good luck!

MoN 10.11: Things People Can’t Use Properly

Art — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 03:26:57 +0000

In this week’s episode we discuss everyday things people can’t use correctly. From microphones to cell phones listen to us crab about incompetent people.

MoN 10.10: Kevin Conroy Interview and Freestyle

Jay — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 02:17:19 +0000

Art talks with Kevin Conroy, the voice of Batman, we read some hate mail, discuss the state of the show, Mike’s new job (Oy!) and generally freestyle, but not in that order.

MoN 10.9: March Madness Tournament of Brackets

Jay — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:45:02 +0000

Everyone participates in a college basketball bracket and every website out there makes their own “wacky bracket” where they do a tournament of whatever. We decided to find make a bracket tournament out of all the different brackets we could find on the web. HERE IS OUR FULL BRACKET And here are some others: Pope Bracket – US Congress Bracket – Pie Bracket – Star Wars Bracket – Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket

MoN 10.8: Podcast Soup III

Jay — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:13:48 +0000

We play clips of other podcasts and do what we do best, along with our old pal comedian JT Habersaat. Check out JT’s new album Hostile Corporate Takeover available now on iTunes and at Amazon.com.

Masters of None 10.7: Saddest Songs of All Time

Richard Smith — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 07:10:45 +0000

We sat down recently to talk about our feelings. Well as close as we could. Then we just started making fun of sad stuff. Music was the easy way out in this conversation.

Also our friend and comedian Hugh Murray stopped in to discuss whats been going on with him and how close he is to gen pop. As well as songs that we all cry ourselves to sleep over.

MoN 10.6: Lessons Learned from the Films of 1988

Art — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:25:22 +0000

This week we talk about the many life lessons we learned from people named Crocodile Dundee and Beetlejuice. Is there anymore we need to say?

MoN 10.5: MoN Meet ‘On The Rocks’ & Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead

Jay — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 04:08:30 +0000

Hear the epic tale of our meeting with the band ‘On The Rocks*,’ plus Art interviews Norman Reedus who plays Daryl on The Walking Dead. (*Warning- the names are made up, but the stories are real.)

MoN 10.4: Life of Beer- LIVE

Jay — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 04:13:02 +0000

We talked to L.I. beer industry all-stars about living a life of beer live at Hoptron Brewtique in Patchogue, NY on Saturday, February 23rd. With special guests Amanda and Sue of Hoptron Brewtique, Mike Philbrick, owner of Port Jeff Brewing Company, Jess and Curt of Blue Point Brewing Company, Lauri and Matt of Moustache Brewing Co., John Condzella of Condzella Hop Farm (back him on Kickstarter, I did!), and Niko Krommydas of Super Neat Beer Adventure Yes!! and Surge Protector IPA, the Sandy Relief Beer and Dave Schultzer of Bellport Cold Beer & Soda. We drank, infused and raised some money for Sandy Relief, it was a blast. Thanks to our amazing hosts and guests.

MoN 10.3: Thinking MANswers

Jay — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 05:20:35 +0000

We discuss hypothetical situations and Would You Rather? scenarios like a buncha potheads.

MoN 10.2 – Worst Musical Instruments of All Time

Art — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 07:33:05 +0000

This week we take the show on the road and hang with a bunch of drinking buddies (including Cousin Jay) to discuss some of the worst sounding instruments that barely have the privelage of making what one would call “Music”

MoN 10.1 Greatest Sketch Show of All Time with Special Guest Nick Kroll

Art — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:57:49 +0000

Nick Kroll joins us as we kick off Season TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! We debate, discuss, and dissect which show can be labeled the Greatest Sketch Show of All Time. Plus we chat with Nick about his new show the Kroll Show on Comedy Central. Check out the show every Wednesday at 10:30 PM EST. We also talk with Nick about NY radio and bring up Mike Francesa falling asleep during his radio show.

MoN Best Of: Ranch Dressing Sucks or Rules & Top 8.5 Things The UK Has Given The World

Jay — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 04:03:52 +0000

From the vault, it’s two episodes you probably haven’t heard. First, it’s the classic Ranch Dressing- Sucks or Rules debate from Season 1, which is no longer available, followed by the special show that was by request only for UK listeners after winning the first iTunes contest, Top 8 1/2 Things The UK Has Given The World (Excluding Smallpox). Enjoy and we’ll be back with new episodes in a few weeks.

MoN: We Interview Celebrities

Art — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 03:42:13 +0000

While we are off on our holiday break, we have compiled a few of Art’s interviews from the past few months. In this episode you will hear Art interview Tony Danza, Laurie Holden from AMC’s The Walking Dead, Bronocs QB great John Elway, and former Colts running back star Edgerrin James.

MoN 9.19 Top 8.5 of 2012

Art — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 22:46:28 +0000

This is the episode where we go over our best and worst of 2012.

MoN 9.18: Worst Xmas Songs Of All Time IV

Jay — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 01:52:55 +0000

It’s that most musically awful time of the year! Presenting our fourth installment of the worst Christmas songs of all time.

Masters Of Fun Holiday Gift Reviews

Jay — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 03:40:37 +0000

Click the pic to read the whole article with some great gadget, toys and other recommendations from Jay & Riley.

MoN 9.17- He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special Audio Commentary

Jay — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 03:41:29 +0000

An audio commentary for the amazingly awful He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas special from 1985. You can watch the full special HERE while you listen along with us on your headphones or on your computer if you have a fancy computer setup. Merry Christmas.

MoN 9.16: Whatever Happened To? Part 75

Art — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 13:19:57 +0000

It’s another installment of our Tony Award Winning Whatever Happened To Series. We try and find Urkel, barbershop quartets, and much more. To see the awkward pic of Mike and Urkel, go to our Facebook page and check out the We Know Celebrities photo album.

MoN 9.15: The Poser’s Guide To Weddings

Jay — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 03:57:58 +0000

We tell you how to throw the greatest wedding of all time. Since Mike just got hitched, we’ll go over his wedding with a fine tooth comb, as well as compare each others and give you the inside dirt on how much invitations should cost, what to say to the band, entrances, what to serve and damn near everything else you can think of in this episode that ‘goes the extra hour.’ Stay tuned at the end to hear Mike singing with the band, closing his reception with a bang. And here’s some other stuff we promised we’d post in the episode…Wedding Party App

MoN 9.14 – Worst Thanksgiving Songs of All Time

Art — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:25:35 +0000

It is Thanksgiving and WE SO EXCITED! WE SO EXCITED! So with all the hullabaloo around turkey day we decided to talk about the worst Thanksgiving songs ever! So sit back and enjoy while we along with Cousin Jay play you the finest Thanksgiving ditties.

MoN 9.13 – Poser’s Guide to Bachelor Parties

Admin — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 19:00:58 +0000

In honor of Mike’s wedding, Jay and Cousin Jay set out to give Mike’s single life a proper farewell by taking him to the classiest strip club this side of the Mississip! They give you an inside look at the world of lap dances and grabby lesbians.

MoN 9.12: Fixing America with Dave Duley

Jay — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 02:47:38 +0000

It’s the one time of year we can be kinda political, so here comes Mike & Art talking with author Dave Duley about the state of the USA and his book “I Can Fix America” as well as his podcast The Controversial Truth. Due to the hurricane, we’ve been offline, in the dark and all kinda mixed up as far as episodes and whatnot, but we’ll be back on track starting next week.

MoN Show Quickie: Billy Dee Williams Interview

Art — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 16:12:55 +0000

This Masters of None Show quickie Art interviews Billy Dee Williams for his upcoming role on “NCIS“. The episode called ”Namesake” will premiere on Oct. 30 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Ralph Waite returns to guest star in his role as Gibbs’ father, Jackson Gibbs, and Billy Dee Williams guest stars as a World War II veteran, Leroy Jethro Moore. Art and Billy talk about his role on “NCIS”, “Star Wars”, “Batman”, and his grandson’s impression of Lando.

MoN 9.11: Top 8.5 Video Game Characters of All Time

Art — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:41:08 +0000

HERE WE GO! Jay, Mike, and Cousin “Oh Hey Bra” Jay talk about the best video game characters of all time. The guys also give out Art’s list as well. So without any cheat codes here are the best video game characters of all time.

MoN 9.10: DisArterlies

Jay — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 05:13:23 +0000

Mike & Jay rambled in this live episode about Mike’s webcam adventures, guessing our Halloween costumes, best pumpkin beers, Art’s Star Wars interview quest, the Walking Dead, Dexter, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The League premieres, best & worst Halloween candy, and came up with the best holiday flash mob idea ever. We also missed Art.

MoN 9.9: Our Interview With Straight No Chaser

Jay — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 04:30:52 +0000

It finally happened. An interview with two members of an acapella group SO famous, that they can barely go out in public without not getting recognized by dozens of people. “Hey aren’t you those guys who parked my car last week?” They most likely are ma’am… they most likely are.

Our thanks to Tyler and Seggie of Straight No Chaser for accepting our offer and coming on the show. It was fun busting balls and a solid new chapter in a very strange and budding relationship between a couple of podcasting morons and a cruise ship act.

MoN 9.8: Best & Worst Cover Songs of All Time

Art — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:32:07 +0000

This week we talk about our best and worst song covers of all time. To help us out with show we had special guest Mike Doughty who used to be in the band Soul Coughing and is now doing his own thing. November 6th his new album THE FLIP IS ANOTHER HONEY will be out and he recently published a book called THE BOOK OF DRUGS.

MoN 9.7: Ballsy Coleslaw

Jay — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 04:40:00 +0000

We freestyled live on MoreLikeRadio.com about everything from Mike’s week-long bachelor party, new jobs, Replacement Ref Bruce, Jay’s appearance on the Cosby Show (pic below), fantasy football, heckling, Cousin Jay’s Halloween party disaster, Mike’s impossible costume idea, Boxing Day and of course, Ballsy Coleslaw. We also took some live calls, stole some chatroom jokes and drank Blue Point beer. Also, Americans, tell us what you want for your exclusive show topic at MastersOfNoneShow @gmail.com.
Stuff we talked about- Doc Ock costumes

MoN 9.6: Top 8.5 Things that Destroyed Sports

Art — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:47:58 +0000

We here at Masters of None love sports. Still no matter how much we love something we are able to find some faults with it. Sports is no different. We bitch about what we think destroyed sports. To add more fuel on the fire we have BJ Mendelson in the mix to share his thoughts and talk about his book, “Social Media is Bullshit.” You can pick it up at Amazon or BJ’s own site. Hit us up on Twitter or Facebook and let us know what we missed in how sports in general sucks! Here is the WFAN’s Mike Francesa falling asleep. Plus here is Mike taking callers making fun of him.

MoN 9.5: Batmen- Worst to First

Jay — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 05:21:59 +0000

Many have portrayed the Batman, but who did it best? We rank them from the big screen actors, to the small screen stars, to the voiceover artists and even those two old-timey guys from way back when. To the Batcave…

MoN 9.4: Best Movie Trilogy of All Time

Art — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 01:56:53 +0000

This week we try to determine which film trilogy is the best of the best. If you listen to the show you probably know Art and Mike’s pick. Whether you think you know which trilogy we might pick you still need to listen to hear our show. Why you ask? Well in this episode there is singing, crying, and drama which are the three main ingredients for a successful trilogy.

MoN 9.3: Most Awkward Rap Breaks Of All Time

Jay — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 04:10:04 +0000

Hip-hop can not make everything cool. Adding a rapper to a horrible song is never the answer, as you’ll hear in these selections of the worst rap breaks in music history. We’re joined by hip-hop encyclopedia Jensen Karp, a former rapper himself, the host of the Get Up On This podcast and the owner of Gallery 1988, an amazing pop culture art gallery. Check out his first ever Crazy 4 Cult show in NYC until September 1, as well as all the art from past shows at Gallery1988.com. Links we talked about: Memphis Bleek Garnier Fructis ad, Michael Jackson “Black or White,” Rugrats “Take Me There”

MoN 9.2e: Underrated Hot Chicks 2 (enhanced version)

Jay — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:42:31 +0000

Check out the pics along with the talk about the hottest ladies that fly under the radar, finally getting the recognition they deserve. This is the enhanced .m4a version, which will show you the pictures that sync up with the discussion, for maximum pleasure.

MoN 9.2: Underrated Hot Chicks 2 (mp3 version)

Jay — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:24:13 +0000

These are the hottest ladies that nobody talks about, finally getting the recognition they deserve. This is the audio-only regular mp3 version, if your player allows for .m4a files, check out the enhanced version that shows you pictures that sync up with the discussion.

MoN 9.1: We Know Celebrities- Doug Stanhope

Jay — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 02:12:49 +0000

We talked with comedian Doug Stanhope to kick off Season 9, covering everything from his week-long parties at his house, guilty pleasures and his hatred of the UK. Check out Doug’s new album ‘Before Turning The Gun On Himself‘, the DVD is out in the UK now, in the US in November, or feel free to illegally download it. Doug doesn’t mind. Do check him out on his US tour though, dates at DougStanhope.com. Thanks to Doug and our pal JT Habersaat for hooking us up (Name Drop!) Side note- We’re now streaming the new episodes live Sunday nights at 9pm EST on MoreLikeRadio.com on the live page and chatting during it as well. Come join us.

MoN: The Best(?) Of Masters Of None

Jay — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 04:22:16 +0000

It’s a collection of some of the best bits from of our first 8 seasons so far, as chosen by both you and us. This is the perfect episode for those checking out our show for the first time. Enjoy- Mike, Art & Jay

MoN Show Quickie: Art Interviews Peter Mayhew

Art — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:42:49 +0000

Peter Mayhew talks with Art about his role as Chewbacca in the Star Wars Saga. The two talk about his costume, filming, comic cons, and The Course of the Force. Plus you can win an autograph poster from Peter and shoes for one year with a company he it teaming up with called SHOEBACCA.

MoN Show Quickie: Art Interviews Ashley Eckstein

Art — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 02:05:46 +0000

During the Masters of None vacation. Art is getting ready for the Star Wars Celebration in Orlando from August 23rd to the 26th. This show quickie has Art talking with Ashley Eckstein, who is the voice of Ahsoka Tano in the Star Wars Clone Series animated series. Ashley also has a site called Her Universe that sells merchandise for fangirls. Art also talks with Ashley about her work on the Nerdist, cosplay, and the Skywalker Ranch.

MoN: Masters Of Fun #4

Jay — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:12:35 +0000

It’s more cool kids music with Jay & Riley while we’re in between seasons on summer vacation for a couple of weeks. This will also be the last Masters Of Fun show on the MoN feed, as it will be getting it’s own feed and will be put up separately on iTunes soon. We’ll be doing new episodes about once a month starting in September via our friends at LifeOfDad.com, so look for it on iTunes soon and subscribe!

MoN 8.21: Olympics Extravaganza

Art — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 02:44:39 +0000

Jay Duplass chats with us about his brother, Mark Duplass and his new film The Do-Deca-Pentathlon out now in theaters and on video on demand. We talk to him about film making, Raising Arizona, and mumblecore. Plus Jay and Mike hang out with our voice guy John and talk about the Olympics and some fun games to play along with the Summer Oympics.

MoN 8.20: Lessons Learned From Video Games

Jay — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:49:08 +0000

We’ve learned a lot of life lessons by sitting in front of the screen and not participating in actual life. Who woulda thunk it?

MoN – 8.19: Poser’s Guide to College

Jay — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:11:28 +0000

This week our old pal, Brandon Mendelson stops by to discuss the trials and tribulations of higher learning. College is a wonderful time for self discovery where you make a lot of decisions that will effect the rest of your life. Decisions like how many beers does it take you to fall down in the yard. We give all the graduating seniors a heads up on what to expect for the upcoming four years. Carpe Diem seniors!

Don’t forget to pre order Brandon’s book – Social Media is Bullshit – out in stores September 4th.

MoN 8.18: We Know Celebrities Bobcat Goldthwait

Art — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 14:33:08 +0000

Bobcat Goldthwait talks with Jay and Art about his latest film God Bless America and his comedy DVD You Don’t Look the Same Either. We also talk with Bobcat about radio, movies, stand up, podcasts, auditions, and other directors. Bobcat even makes fun of Jay’s technical difficulties during the show.

MoN 8.17: Underrated, Overrated, and Rated

Art — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 01:31:57 +0000

We do another installment of things we think are underrated, overrated, and rated. Art is in his native land New Hampshire, Canada as we discuss things from professional sports playoffs, apps, candy, and markets. Big thanks to Graham Woods for hooking us up with the great artwork!

MoN 8.16: Change-Ups with Mitch Fatel

Jay — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 05:25:52 +0000

We talked to comedian Mitch Fatel and also about things that start off as one thing and end up completely different. Check out the very funny Mitch Fatel if you’re in the NY area this weekend at Levity Live in West Nyack. Also follow our other guests Dan @thebeerguyLOD and Cousin Jay (brah). Links: Mitch Fatel standup

MoN 8.15: Most Overused Songs In Media

Art — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 20:53:03 +0000

The guys with special guests Dylan from Laughspin.com and Dan from Life of Dad.com and Oh Hey Bra Cousin Jay talk about the most overused songs in film, TV, commercials, and in elevators. So enjoy listening to songs that you can’t stand while people you can’t stand either talk about them! Plus the boys have a surprise for you at the end!