Whatever did we do before the internet and cell phones and the like?  Some of you young’ns may not even remember the days we speak of.  Days of going outside, making up games and generally risking life & limb in the pursuit of entertainment.  Let us take you back to the good old days, where life was analog…
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2 live shows and a new ‘We Know Celebrities’ interview this Thursday night 3/11, probably starting around 9pm EST, 2am GMT. While we should have the webcam going for both, only one will be put out as a video podcast. One of these shows will be a St. Patty’s Day special.  Bring your drinking hats & join us on the Live Page.

Screw the Oscars.  Here’s our awards both about the awards and the awards we’d like to give the movies of 2009.  Oh, and find out who the Fainters are.

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Jay’s been going stir crazy buried under 3 feet of snow since yesterday, so he’ll be trekking out to the bar tonight solely to get online to bring you a live show from the DJ booth.  Hope to see you on the Live Page with the webcam and audio a-flowin, with hopefully lots of similiar drunks.

How to fake being a sports fan.  Tips and tricks to help get you through those times where knowing a bit about the games can help win you favor, all thanks to Aztec’s suggestion on the forum. And yes, we know it’s also sometimes spelled Poseur.

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Does the Swimsuit Issue Suck or Rule? The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out, but is it still a rite of passage for adolescent boys, or is it simply a tired, dated tradition?  We debate it in our first ever Video Podcast.  Sure we’re ugly, but these ladies we’re talking about sure aren’t. Plus, we taste Jay’s first ever homemade beer, BrewMasters Of None Caucasian Ale.  Click Here: Masters of None Episode 4.2 – Swimsuit Issue Suck or Rule from Masters Of None on Vimeo.

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We’d really like to punch some people in the face.  Face is too easy though, so we came up with something better.  And we were going to make it our Top 8 & 1/2 People We’d Like To Punch In The Face, but there were too many.  By the way, this show kicks off our 4th season.  We thought we’d be cancelled by now.

Bonus stuff: Patriots Coach Bill Belichick’s Bully Throws TV Camera Guy to Ground after loss to Colts? You Decide: Click Here! Snookie Street Fighter Punch Video: Click Here! Kick Ass  movie teaser trailer: Click Here! Tooth Fairy Trailer: Click Here! Artie Lange schooling Joe Buck on his talk show: Click Here! Brad’s video where he shoots his car: Click Here!

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Hey gang, I’ll be doing my live webcam broadcast from the DJ booth this Friday night/ Saturday morning starting at 11:30 pm EST (4:30 am GMT).  Thanks to Weathereye for the winning show name.  For the uninitiated, I basically turn on my webcam as I DJ all night long from a crowded college bar as myself and usually my DJing partner in crime, Ari, talk smack about anything and everything,  ignore our job duties, drink, chat with you all, interview and make fun of drunk people and force them to do dumb things on the webcam in exchange for requests.  It’s an anti-show night-out for shut-ins, Live on the web.  What else are you going to do, sleep?  See you on the Live Page.

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – A number of years ago, a Groundhog Day radio broadcast from the Masters of None Morning Show at 92.2 WPNX was lost for what seemed like forever. Then miraculously, the raw cassette tape audio footage of the air check was found in the abandoned Punxsutawney Broadcasting Building in early 2010 by a demolition crew.

The footage  is being released exclusively now and here as an .mp3 file podcast in time for Groundhog Day on Tuesday, February 2^nd.  It contains the entire radio show that we have all heard WPBH weatherman Phil Connors wake up to that fateful morning.  Also included in this audio is live exclusive coverage from the pursuit of the now infamous Punxsutawney Phil groundhog-napping, a special guest appearance by Ned Ryerson himself (actor Stephen Tobolowsky reprising his role) an appearance by Mark Hing of WolfGnards.com (author of “How Long Does Bill Murray Spend in Groundhog Day?”), a special review of Heidi 2 with Nerd Hurdles podcast host, Jakob Rehlinger and the help of voice talent Libby Kay.

“We are thrilled that such an historic piece of our heritage and holiday was recovered,” said Punxsutawney mayor, Buster Doyle.  “It will be a great honor to share such a momentous occasion with fans of this great day from around the world.”

Be sure to check out Stephen Tobolowsky’s new podcast The Tobolowski Files and his film Stephen Tobowloski’s Birthday Party available everywhere on DVD.

Thanks to Bradvf  for this great video. Click Here!

Another Live freestyle show, with us & you guys talking trash on everything from baby names to the Late Night talk show fiasco, YouTube bannings and another one of us has a bun in the oven.

Bonus Material: The Ghetto Leprechaun Brad’s MoN Vs. Straight No Chaser video that got him Banned from YouTube

The verdict is finally in on the 00’s- did they Suck or Rule?  Find out in the exciting conclusion, starring Mike & Jay, featuring Kennedy of Starbase 66 and Dahonay of The Dah Theory podcast, and with a special guest decider cameo you won’t want to miss.  Or maybe you might.  Either way, we finally put this damn accidental trilogy to bed.

We review ‘05, ‘06 and ‘07 with a slew of very special guest co-hosts filling in for Art- Richard Smith of Movies You Should See fame, Will Tristram of The Definitive Word, and Boz & Casey from Here Goes Nothing.

Check out the bonus material: Sarah Mclaughlin Dog Public Service Announcement. Click Here!

Last Minute Larrys Masters of None will be live again tonight with 2 shows starting around 8:45pm EST (1:45am GMT). SS Live Page for sound & chat and hopefully if things go well, I’ll be with you tonight.  I mean ‘mastersofnone’ on the Skype.  We’d love to hear some audio messages there, maybe on the topic of the birthday show or whatever, just in case we cant get the Skype call portion working like last time.  Bust it.

It’s our 1 year birthday show and for one reason or another, also our dirtiest and most wrong show yet.  It’s birthday beer tasting, dueling Buffalo Bills, international strip club comparisons, tales of the squirt, Vegas Dad Depravity and a whole lot more.  Come to think of it, it was you guys who joined us on the live video and audio that called in and started it.  Blame reflected.  Seriously though, not for kids.  Happy Birfday indeed.  Also, if you’d like to leave us a message of any kind on our new Skype voicemail, hit us up anytime at mastersofnone.  Kudos to Brad for having the first message played on the show.

We’re going live tonight (Wednesday, January 6) with two shows to celebrate our birfday.  Join us on the Live page starting around 8:30 pm EST (1:30 am GMT).  If we can get the Skype working we’ll be taking all the ass-kissing birfday wishes our enormous egos can handle.  And they handle like Jayson Williams’ car after closing time… If you can’t join us live, leave us a message on our NEW VOICEMAIL LINE on Skype at ‘mastersofnone’.

We decided to look back on the decade that had no good name and decide whether the last 10 years Sucked or Ruled.  We’ll take it year by year from 2000-2004 in part 1 and remember all the big stuff that happened, a lot of the small stuff, miss a lot of stuff, and Art will have his greatest moment yet.  Happy New Year from the Masters.  Part 2 coming in a couple of weeks.  12 minutes a year, ready…go.

Jay from Masters Of None will be doing a live solo show tonight as he goes live from the DJ booth from an undisclosed pub in New York to ring in the New Year with a bunch of drunk idiots he will be making fun of and enticing to do stupid things on a webcam.  If you missed the original test show, you missed some awesomeness, (two awesome things anyway), so join Jay tonight for some live audio and video shenanigans, as you ride along with an angry DJ on the biggest amateur night of all, New Year’s Eve.  Free champagne toast at midnight with cover charge.  Ring it in at the Simply Syndicated Live page and chat, listen and watch the alcohol induced inanity starting at 10:30pm EST (3:30am GMT).

Kevin Smith movies are the topic dujour, ranked Worst to First in true Masters Of None style.  It’s our Christmas present to you by way of Roberty from the Simply Syndicated forum, who suggested it.  We’ll also delve in to our colossal failure of a Kevin Smith Fest, Mike getting humiliated by the man himself and a whole lot more. Time to kick back, drink some beers and shmoke some weed…
Bonus Material- Check out our ill-fated con at www.myspace.com/kevinsmithfest.  For the record, the complete Food Menu was: Veronica’s Homemade Lasagna, Egg-a-Mooby Muffins, (Not Free) Gatorade, Milk, Soda (in Brodie Style Dixie Cups), Chocolate Covered Pretzels, New Cookie From The Cookie Stand, & Pringles.  Drink specials- Holy Bartenders & Swallowable Tequila. The contest we left out was Magic Eye Art Speed Seeing.  Here’s some pics, click for bigger.

We’ve learned a lot of lessons from Christmas movies, and here they are.  Thanks to GAB for the awesome intro song.
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It’s another live Masters Of None double feature coming your way tomorrow night starting at around 8:30 pm EST (1:30am GMT) with some very special guests as always.  Listen, chat & possibly talk with us live either at www.ustream.tv/simsyn or the Live page.

We award the best, worst, dumbest, most ridiculous and most other stuff from 2009.  (We had some massive technical issues with this one, so forgive us in advance.)

It’s Christmastime and with that comes some of the worst music known to man.  These are the absolute Worst Christmas Songs of All Time.  Covering every genre and every style, these are not your Granny’s awful Christmas songs. Prepare thyself, we’re not kidding.

Bonus Material: Fred Figglehorn Christmas Cash: Click Here! Tommy Tutone at The River singing a Christmas song: Click Here! Heres Your Sign Christmas- Bill Engvall: Click Here! The Christmas Shoes: Click Here! Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes: Click Here! Straight No Chaser – 12 Days of Christmas: Click Here! All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Tan! Click Here! Mojo Nixon “Christmas Christmas” Click Here! Lady GaGa – “CHRISTMAS TREE” Click Here! Hollywood Undead – Christmas In Hollywood. Click Here! Straight No Chaser – The Christmas Can-Can. Click Here! Christmas With a Capital “C”. Click Here! Family Force 5 Angels We Have Heard On High. Click Here! Family Force 5 Carol Of The Bells. Click Here! Family Force 5 “The Baby” Click Here! and Click Here!

Thanksgiving is here again in the States which brings a smile to Mike’s face and a frown to Jay’s.  Hear them duke it out in a very special holiday Sucks or Rules debate.  Also, a big announcement of something new that you’ll be able to hear in addition to the regular show.  It’s tryptophan-tastic.
Bonus Material: Adam Sandler’s “Thanksgiving Song” Skull Fractures & Stabbings: The ‘Macy’s Day Parade‘  Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant”

It’s our first ever round of “Ask The Masters,” taped in front of a live internet audience, where we opened up the phone lines and answered all of your important questions.   We also did some post-Halloween catching up, talked about our past celebrity encounters, find out who turned Mike into a 4-year-old,  we pulled back curtains, heard our first ever listener-submitted MoN Song, gave up our Bottom 1 and Top 5  Directors (sort of) and made a big announcement.

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