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Alvin & The Chipmunks Chipwrecked Wii Game Review

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Warning: This review is for parents with small kids or adults unhealthily obsessed with Alvin & The Chipmunks.  The latest Alvin & The Chipmunks game is a vast improvement over the last two, even if I still feel they all should have been Guitar Hero/Rock Band type games.  Chipwrecked, coinciding with the third movie, is a dance game set to Chipmunk versions of some classic tunes.  I was a huge fan of the Chipmunks as a kid, so I’m happy to give all of their recent stuff a shot with my daughter, who can’t get enough of this game.  There’s 30 ‘munked versions of classic songs to choose from, however none of the popular dance songs from the movie’s soundtrack are present.  On the other hand, you haven’t had a ‘holy cow I’m old’ moment until you’ve danced with your kid to Alvin and The  Chipmunks singing The Clash’s ‘I Fought The Law’.  You can choose to dance along with the boys or the Chipettes, who are customizable with different outfits and bling as you progress through the game in several different locations from the film.  This is pretty much a no-brainer if your kids are into the dance games and the Chipmunks, so have Santa put one under the tree.

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‘Prank Packs’ Review

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Prank Packs are fake gift boxes featuring ridiculous, yet plausible items on the packaging, which conceal the real gift inside.  I used the Dream Griddle box you see here for a birthday gift recently and it completely worked.  In fact, with a couple of little white lies, it worked even better on someone who saw it later on who was amazed by it and was thinking about buying one for her boyfriend.  The Prank Pack became a topic of conversation for the rest of the day, not to mention a now go-to joke for who knows how long into the future.  Check out the full line of boxes at PrankPack.com for some more gems like the iDrive and iArm, to mount your iPad on your steering wheel or forearm, Snuggies for multiple people, automatic Pet Petters and motorized rolling pins.  The photos and descriptions are awesomely realistic and at the same time completely ludicrous.  You can easily convince someone they saw these on a late night infomercial.  The Dream Griddle’s fine print includes a recipe for Raspberry Pancakes in Bed that tells you to set the Dream Griddle to the ‘Pancakes/Keilbasa’ setting and also boasts an included sleep mask and plug for its sister product, the Dream Fryer, a bedside alarm clock/deep fryer.  Definitely recommended to get some laughs at your next holiday or birthday party, and especially great for those awful office Secret Santas.  The only catch is you may want to get the box back after the fun is over, as the Prank Packs will set you back $8 each or 3 for $20 on the website. Prank Packs are also available at Bed, Bath & Beyond stores.

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Saints Row: The Third

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Saints Row: The Third is a messed up video game! It is messed up in a good way. Looking at this game and watching a few trailers I thought to myself that this was another GTA type game. Yes it does have the same idea as GTA (Grand Theft Auto for the non-gamers), but it takes that idea to new heights…or lows depending on how you look at it. I totally enjoyed playing this game.  I have never played any game from the Saints Row series before and it looks like I was missing out on all the fun. Read More »

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Photo Friday: NES games

How many of these games can you name?

Gather ’round, all you children of the Eighties. It’s time to cast your memories back and test your knowledge of that most wondrous of consoles, the Nintendo Entertainment System, in all its glory.

Impress us with your awesome eight-bit knowledge. Dazzle us with your up up down down left right left right B A B A Select Start skill. Send your IDs for each numbered pic to ro (dot) rosaka (at) gmail (dot) com for a chance to get a shout-out from Ro on an upcoming episode of Atomic Trivia War 9000! You can also get help from our fan community on Facebook.

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Console Converter

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The following post was written by Greg Spalding (a.k.a thebiglebowski on our forums and @Lebowski74 on Twitter)

I’d never owned a console before. There had never been a SNES, Master System or an Atari console of any kind under the TV in my room. I’d always just been a casual observer of friends playing the latest incarnation of Street Fighter, so getting a PlayStation was a big thing for me, despite it costing me more than a week’s wages at the time. Back in the heady days of 1995, I managed to cobble together sufficient funds to buy myself a original, day of release, Sony PlayStation.  It was that or a Sega Saturn, which when you think about it isn’t really a choice.

And so it went. This grey slab that sat next to the TV took over my life. Wipeout, Tekken and Tomb Raider were titles I kept coming back to, and with the release of Doom, my appetite was whet for the first-person shooter genre of games. Read More »

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Sugar Lake Resort

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Sugar Lake, Wright County, Minnesota

 

By Tony Pucci (host of the Pollyanna Cowgirl Records Podcast)

 

The air had ceased moving. It hung like a weight around the afternoon’s shoulders, a viscous syrup to be swum through. The sun brushed the ground with a transparent honey, and flies buzzed lazily, if they buzzed at all. The grass stank with a humid sweat as I raced across our cabin’s backyard. I was ecstatic; my grandmother had just given me two dollars to spend at “The Resort”!

My pace then slowed as I stepped onto the dirt road that roller-coasted behind the row of cabins. Typical of any kid during summer, I wasn’t wearing any shoes, and the road had many rocks anxious to become acquainted with the soles of my feet. I kept my stride between the edges of one of the two strips of smooth, worn-down tracks made by years of cars passing through. Filtered by a canopy of trees, rays of sunlight dappled the ground, seemingly dancing with the stream of dark, pungent motor oil spots which had dripped off the boats being charioted on trailers to and from the lakeshore. My excitement grew as I passed the familiar fish-shaped signs, each with a name on it marking another family’s driveway and cabin; they told me I was getting closer. Read More »

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Can you dig it?

Yes. And jump it, and hack it, and slash it, and craft it… a look at the new indy darling, Terraria.

What can I say? I’m a sucker for buildy-breaky games, especially ones packed with the promise of hidden treasure and weapons of power.

Call me a Diablo freak, a Minecraft fiend, a Castlevania junky.

So when Re-Logic launched a game that combined the best of them all — free-form structure building, crafting shadow swords, and even defeating skeleton dragons — of course I downloaded it. Especially at the $9.99 price point.

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On The Brink Of Something

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Brink was a game that I had followed with some interest. Its’ setting and surrounding story could have been almost written with me in mind. Set in a dystopic future where a utopian floating city called The Arc has collapsed under the burden of the needy and desperate into out-and-out civil war. It’s reminiscent of the floating city state in Snow Crash.

Of course this is all set dressing. The grist of the game is the conflict between The Arc’s ‘Security’ and ‘Resistance’, the rag tag group who are forced to live in the shipping container and rusting-hull shanty towns that surround the city proper.

Then there’s the fact that what we’re looking at is an 8 vs 8, class-based conflict with staggered objectives through interesting and fascinating environments built with idTech. It’s not as special as the hype from Splash Damage and Bethesda may have had you believe, but it’s good solid gameplay of a kind I enjoy.

This all combined to make a game that seemed right up my alley. Then they revealed their parkour system. A button that when held down not only makes you character sprint but also enables them to freely traverse the environment, free-running style. I was a huge Mirror’s Edge booster and I’m a fan of the environment navigation in Assassin’s Creed. I was hooked.

Then I second guessed myself.

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Modern Warfare 2 Review

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It’s now the day after the latest Call of Duty game was released. The game is called Modern Warfare 2 and I have a few thoughts I’d like to share.

First of all I should probably start with the good points. The game looks excellent and obviously has very high production values. The voice acting is excellent and the music, main theme by movie score giant Hans Zimmer, is perfect. Unfortunately it pretty much stops there.

The game is split in to three types of game play. Special Ops, Campaign and Multiplayer. Being that I play games along I played through the campaign mode. Sadly that took around five hours. Remember that Activision are charging £54.99 for this game. You can pay far less than that if you shop around with Sainsbury’s having the lowest price I could find at £26. Let me assure you if you pay full price you’re going to be far more disappointed than I was.

The campaign mode follows a very confusing story. Something about a Russian guy causing a war. This is bad point number one. I have played the game through, watched every cut scene and I’ve got absolutely no idea what the story is about. That doesn’t happen with better games like Fallout 3, GTA 4 or any of the Halo series.

Gameplay is very poor, so poor in fact that it might as well be an “on rails” kind of game. The emphasis is very much on run to one point, shoot a few guys, run to another point and shoot some more guys. There are no puzzles to solve, very little though required and if you get killed you simply pick up at the last check point and carry on. No matter what difficulty level you play at you can pretty much blast your way through to the end. Something that makes the annoying “test your skills” section at the beginning of the game quite pointless and ever so slightly more annoying.

The game’s graphic designers have clearly put a lot of work into this creating good looking lush environments that you’ll have absolutely no time to look around or explore. You’ll spend most of your time following computer controlled characters. At some point in the game you’ll bump into a laptop computer and be presented with the option to collect enemy intelligence. Then you’ll realise that you’ve missed a part of the gameplay. Then you’ll realise that you can’t actually do that point of the game even now you know it’s there because you’ve got to follow the computer controlled characters. Even when you try to wonder off course to have a look around you’re constantly bombarded with the character shouting at you for not following him. Very annoying.

MW2 has got one level in particular that has caused a bit of controversy, so much that Activision have given you the opportunity to miss the level out if you think you’ll be offended. In this level you play a terrorist walking through an airport shooting people as you go. It’s very slow, feels like it’s on rails, presents absolutely no challenge and so feels like it’s there just for the sake of it. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really care what you have to do in the missions. After all it’s just a computer game and it’s not about to make me actually go on a killing spree at Leeds Bradford Airport. Once again we have un-needed attention on violent games for absolutely no reason. Levels like this should be banned, not for being violent, but for being really boring.

There is a vast array of weaponry that all does pretty much the same thing. There’s machine guns, sniper rifles, hand guns and one or two rocket launchers. That’s it. It doesn’t matter which machine gun you use, they all do the same thing. Eventually you’ll run out of ammo and while there is extra ammo spotted around there’s very little to identify it or even tell you that you’ve picked it up. Not a sound is made when you replenish your supply. Guns just keep reloading.

The Special Ops mode is even worse. It’s simply made up of sections from the campaign mode only you have to do them even quicker. You’re awarded gold stars by doing missions as quick as you can. Being that my main problem with the game is that levels are too fast and frantic, Special Ops isn’t exactly something I feel like wasting my time on.

I’m told that the main attraction of the Call of Duty games are the multiplayer mode, and it’s something that they’ve always done well. Unfortunately there’s no real difference between the multiplayer in this game and the multiplayer in Call of Duty 3. Just better graphics and different maps. You can even choose to give Activision even more of your money for more maps to run around being shot by 11 year old kids.

All in all I really feel like I pissed away £26. If you want a good FPS there are far better ones than this available.

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I am Jason, Slayer of Zombies

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There I was, in the middle of a dead city, crouched behind a rotting wooden door, with a few hundred wandering corpses in shouting distance. I was fresh out of ammo, just the handle of a frying pan clutched in my palm.

But the guy next to me was still packing his shotgun, and that skinny girl we picked up was hefting a pipe bomb while running her thumb down the edge of a machete. A little ways away, creeping along the shadow of a rusting car toward a pile of loose bullets near the riot barricade was the shifty-looking fella in the wrinkled suit.

He didn’t make it to the shells before ten sets of eyes were on him. The horde picked up his scent, started baying to alert their lifeless brothers: It was feeding time. Read More »

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