This idea was clearly stolen from Jakob of the Nerd Hurdles show. We didn’t do it justice.

I once fucked a chicken whilst wearing a crotchless Spider Man costume, but you tell ANYONE and I will END YOU!!!!!

FIGHT!!! That is all.

Cheers to Sissillie on the forums for today’s 4 words.

Be it Travolta and Newton – John having a sing or Mungo Jerry urging you to have that extra shot and wrap your car around a tree, Will & Rich have a summery chat about all things, well, summer.

This may as well be about Airfix.

What would you take to the island?

‘Vârcolaci versus Vampiri’ is as fancy as we get. Werewolves Vs Vampires with Joe Logan as some kinda half undead, zombie thing.

Put down that pie and get some slimming Def Word in you. *thedefinitivewordcannotbeconsideredarecommendeddietandwillprobablymakeyoufatter*

A fishy country folk type guy who never goes to work because of brain freeze.

Here’s your definitive guide to student life. There’s also a video for this episode, actually it’s more like a video of this episode. If you’ve been wanting to see behind the scenes then you’ll like it.

We like this new 4 word system so much we decided it should stay. I’d like to see Ken Watanabe VS Bill Murry in a Ping Pong marathon that took place in an elevator and that’s right, they’re wearing Speedo’s. Maybe a tasteful onesie.

We invented a way for a pirate to bust a move with a cow.

After the rip roaring success of the ‘Wiki Random’ episode, they wouldn’t dare try to follow that up with more wild prods at the mouse button would they?

Most of us, at some time or other, have had breakfast.

We had Paddy back for Christmas so we decided to use and abuse him to suit our needs. Paddy gives us a look at his new life, his new web of deceit. Paddy’s TV surprise is now back up and going for season 2. The first season, as well as other Definitive Word seasons are available at Musical Mousemat

A happy 2011 to one and all!

We get together and talk weirdly about weird things like serial killers. Get on the forums and fill in all the info we missed if you’re a serial killer aficionado. Weirdo.

Ok, so we kinda set the mics up in front of the TV and channel hopped. Enjoy.

Some truly grim posers for Will, Joe and Rich.

We’ve all woken up with one before but most don’t continue to lick your face.

Don’t expect to get much out of this. It’s kind of disappointing. Then again, if you didn’t expect much in the first place you might be happy.

Here’s the latest episode of The Definitive Word, one that I’m still upset about.

It’s time to take another look at the items we threw into Room 101 and to chuck a few more things away.

You can now get the first two volumes of The Definitive Word from MusicalMouseMat.com. Each volume contains nearly 23 hours of definitive audio entertainment. Volume one starts with shows originally released in early 2008.

For the next two weeks the two packs are on sale for only £9.99 each. Not bad for nearly a whole day of Will.

Check them out here.

We’ve all had them, now learn how to get rid of them.