Gloria Lindh and Mia Steel know their food. They know how to eat it and they know how to cook it. But there are many food crimes, and therefore food criminals, among us. They purport to be delicious but fail on every level to bring joy, or sometimes even sustenance.

The ladies-who-lunch call out bad combinations, poor techniques and pitiful ingredients for the crimes that they are and attempt to set right, for once and for all, the offences committed. Ridiculously good fun, you'll find yourself agreeing and shouting out the food crimes that boil your blood, even amongst commuters. Tasty listening.

All episodes

Episode 1 - Kitchen Essentials Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 2 - Biscuits Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 3 - Restaurants Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 4 - Chicken Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 5 - Breakfast Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 6 - Preserves Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 7 - Bread Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 8 - Cake Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 9 - The Dinner Party Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 10 - Local Crimes For Local People Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 11 - Regues Gallery Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 12 - Ice Cream Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 13 - Soup Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 14 - Sandwiches Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 15 - Eggs Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 16 - BBQ Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 17 - Tolerance and Intolerance Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 18 - Food On Film Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 19 - Cheese Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 20 - Cook Books Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 21 - Pies and Pasties Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 22 - AnarCurry In The UK Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 23 - Wedding Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 24 - Christmas Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 25 - Fasting Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 26 - A New Year of Crime Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 27 - Food Security Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 28 - Chinese Food In The UK Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 29 - Bar Snacks Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 30 - Food Poisoning Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 31 - The Chef and the Cook Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 32 - Foraging Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 33- Coffee Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 34 - Great Expectations Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 35 - Herbs Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 36 - Erotic Food Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 37 - Free Food Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 38 - Table Manners Listen on Simply Everything
Episode 39 - A Weighty Issue Listen on Simply Everything