Yeah, we’re doin’ Tina. Deal with it.
We all know St Andrew was rock. He rode two sharks lashed together whilst flicking the metal horns and windmilling as he cruised. Happy St Andrews day to our friends to the North.
And yes, Kerry King is not Scottish. Cheers for writing.
I’ve been sat here for ages thinking what to type. I don’t want to spoil it for Avengers or over sell it to Haters. Push this in your ears and see what falls out.
This week Will and Stu review Testament. Yup. Snappy.
Boz, Will and Joe are three rocky roads that meet. Where do these roads come from and why do these travellers seem so out of breath? All we know is that they’ve gone on holiday to the sleepy mountain retreat of Vengeance Falls.
Who The Fuck Are We to pass judgement on one of our finest exports?
Our 100% official 200th Show. We make such a big deal about it that we convincingly pretend to not even acknowledge it. You’d have thought we didn’t even realise. At least we celebrate it with the awesome Clutch.
If Stu was writing this blurb all he would say is ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!’ and then do a sex wee. As it is, he’s not. Will and Joe get Mike on board to share the load. Joe thanks Phil Newman for his ‘generous’ suggestion and also wants him dead. It’s not another Domine episode as Stu stays relatively sober and fights his corner good.
With Mr Logan downed by the dreaded Freshers Flu, Mike takes time out from trimming his super fuzzy big muff to step in and save the day. Don’t ask me where he got the big muff from.