For Those About To Rock

There are some things that Albums You Should Hear just can’t do justice. One of those things is Metal. For the metal fans amongst you Simply Syndicated proudly presents For Those About To Rock. A show covering all things metallic.

 

Hosted by: Will Tristram and Stu Perry

FTATR 134 – A Different Kind Of Truth by Van Halen

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When they say ‘Jump’ we say ‘bloody hell, Van Halen have a new album! How high you poodle haired rock lords of yore?’

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FTATR – 133 – Love At First Sting by Scorpions

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Here we are! Rock You like a Hurricane! C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon. Just how many times can a bunch of podcasters say ‘fun’ in one episode. German rock gods Scorpions give us that licence, even FTATR’s own euro rock grinch, Stormin’ Joe Logan, can’t help but crack a smile.

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Metal Memories – Episode 5

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’95 and still alive!!

Another jaunt through a sweet metal year. Let Boz and Casey take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of Metaldom.

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FTATR 132 – Legacy by Girlschool

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Not our greatest FTATR show and not necessarily Girlschool’s fault, though Will does feel he hamstrung them somewhat by not choosing an earlier offering. But here we are. Cheers to Rel for sending this to us many moons back and finally it has been done. Let us take you back to school for you have been a NAUGHTY GIRL!!!!

 

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FTATR 131 – Wankers Den – Deaf Dumb Blind by Clawfinger

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A knowledgeable Metal Wanker strides purposefully into the den. I dunno, he must have hit his head or something…

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FTATR 130 – Wankers Den – Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi

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It was asked for and what better forum to have it in our ears than Wankers Den? Thanks to Tom for hurting us but saving us hurt in the long run

Buy Slippery When Wet from the Official Bon Jovi site. It’s what he would have wanted

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FTATR 129 – The Hunter by Mastodon

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It’s about time we finally address the huge prehistoric mammoth in the room. Mastodon. Richee happily fills the huge drunken shoes,vacated this week by Stu Perry.

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FTATR 128 – Point Of Know Return by Kansas

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Boom! Some 70′s Rock for you! The eclectic beat machine that is Kansas rolls into town care of Stu Perry.

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Metal Memories – Episode 4

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We’re into 1993 here guys and girls!

The year that some of your were born……shit.

Boz and Casey cast off their zimmer frames, stock up on heart and penis pills and ride into the metal night to teach you ungrateful fucks whatswhat!

Come, worship at the church of metal, it’s ’93, that church may be on fire.

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For Those About To Not

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Will was in Dublin this week and asked Stu and Joe to do a show, they told him to go fuck himself.

Will was in Dublin this week and asked Stu and Joe to do a short segment about contacting us and getting on the forums, they told him to go fuck himself.

Will was in Dublin this week, you don’t have a show, Stu and Joe may have well have said ‘go fuck yourself’.

Here’s Stu going through the motions at Will’s request, which he is sure was spurred on by his last minute text that read something like

“hey there buddy, my best friend old pal. I’m going to come to your house after I land at the airport and get the show that you talented special guys put together. I’m sure as heck sorry I couldn’t be there but I know you won’t let the ship of rock veer off course, if anything it’s probably a better show because i’m not there! I love you guys….”

I assume Stu grimaced at the message and spat on his ‘Will’s Spit Photo’, which he had laminated for ease of removing the spittle for future spittle to be spat.

If you do want to donate to For Those About To Rock please inquire at loganandperrysuckballs@givetristramyourmoney.co.uk

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