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Who is the Greatest Movie Character of All Time? What are the Worst Songs To Get a Lap Dance To? Who is better, Biggie or Tupac, the Red Sox or Yankees? Does Ranch Dressing suck or rule?

 

Former radio guys Mike, Art & Jay debate and answer mankind’s most important questions each week on Masters Of None.

 

Along the way you’ll encounter unsustainable amounts of movie quotes, horribly tasteless jokes, TV references, offensive comments, old radio bits, biting insults, tall tales, unsportsmanlike conduct, raping and pillaging of all things pop culture. It’s a comedy podcast that doesn’t suck. Come on in, the water’s tepid.

 

Hosted by: Jay, Mike and Art

MoN 4.5- Top 8 & 1/2 Things We Did Before Technology

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Whatever did we do before the internet and cell phones and the like?  Some of you young’ns may not even remember the days we speak of.  Days of going outside, making up games and generally risking life & limb in the pursuit of entertainment.  Let us take you back to the good old days, where life was analog…
Need more MoN? (Who doesn’t really?) Check us out on The Gunaxin Show, at Gunaxin.com or on iTunes.

Masters Of None Live This Thursday Night 3/11

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2 live shows and a new ‘We Know Celebrities’ interview this Thursday night 3/11, probably starting around 9pm EST, 2am GMT. While we should have the webcam going for both, only one will be put out as a video podcast. One of these shows will be a St. Patty’s Day special.  Bring your drinking hats & join us on the Live Page.

MASTERS OF NONE 4.4- The MoNscars

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Screw the Oscars.  Here’s our awards both about the awards and the awards we’d like to give the movies of 2009.  Oh, and find out who the Fainters are.

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MASTERS OF NONE- Jay, No Chaser: Live Tonight 11:30pm EST, 4:30am GMT

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Jay’s been going stir crazy buried under 3 feet of snow since yesterday, so he’ll be trekking out to the bar tonight solely to get online to bring you a live show from the DJ booth.  Hope to see you on the Live Page with the webcam and audio a-flowin, with hopefully lots of similiar drunks.

MASTERS OF NONE 4.3- The Poser’s Guide To Being A Sports Fan

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How to fake being a sports fan.  Tips and tricks to help get you through those times where knowing a bit about the games can help win you favor, all thanks to Aztec’s suggestion on the forum. And yes, we know it’s also sometimes spelled Poseur.

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Masters Of None 4.2-The Swimsuit Issue: Sucks or Rules? (Video Version)

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Does the Swimsuit Issue Suck or Rule? The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out, but is it still a rite of passage for adolescent boys, or is it simply a tired, dated tradition?  We debate it in our first ever Video Podcast.  Sure we’re ugly, but these ladies we’re talking about sure aren’t. Plus, we taste Jay’s first ever homemade beer, BrewMasters Of None Caucasian Ale.  Click Here: Masters of None Episode 4.2 – Swimsuit Issue Suck or Rule from Masters Of None on Vimeo.

Masters Of None 4.2-The Swimsuit Issue: Sucks or Rules?

Does the Swimsuit Issue Suck or Rule? The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out, but is it still a rite of passage for adolescent boys, or is it simply a tired, dated tradition?  We debate it in this audio-only version of the episode, check out the video episode to really get the full gist. (The video will be up shortly)  Plus, we taste Jay’s first ever homemade beer, BrewMasters Of None Caucasian Ale.

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MASTERS OF NONE 4.1- People We’d Like To Punch In The Face

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We’d really like to punch some people in the face.  Face is too easy though, so we came up with something better.  And we were going to make it our Top 8 & 1/2 People We’d Like To Punch In The Face, but there were too many.  By the way, this show kicks off our 4th season.  We thought we’d be cancelled by now.

Bonus stuff: Patriots Coach Bill Belichick’s Bully Throws TV Camera Guy to Ground after loss to Colts? You Decide: Click Here! Snookie Street Fighter Punch Video: Click Here! Kick Ass  movie teaser trailer: Click Here! Tooth Fairy Trailer: Click Here! Artie Lange schooling Joe Buck on his talk show: Click Here! Brad’s video where he shoots his car: Click Here!

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Jay, No Chaser: Live this Friday Night / Saturday AM

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Hey gang, I’ll be doing my live webcam broadcast from the DJ booth this Friday night/ Saturday morning starting at 11:30 pm EST (4:30 am GMT).  Thanks to Weathereye for the winning show name.  For the uninitiated, I basically turn on my webcam as I DJ all night long from a crowded college bar as myself and usually my DJing partner in crime, Ari, talk smack about anything and everything,  ignore our job duties, drink, chat with you all, interview and make fun of drunk people and force them to do dumb things on the webcam in exchange for requests.  It’s an anti-show night-out for shut-ins, Live on the web.  What else are you going to do, sleep?  See you on the Live Page.

MASTERS OF NONE: The Groundhog Day Lost Radio Tapes

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PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – A number of years ago, a Groundhog Day radio broadcast from the Masters of None Morning Show at 92.2 WPNX was lost for what seemed like forever. Then miraculously, the raw cassette tape audio footage of the air check was found in the abandoned Punxsutawney Broadcasting Building in early 2010 by a demolition crew.

The footage  is being released exclusively now and here as an .mp3 file podcast in time for Groundhog Day on Tuesday, February 2nd.  It contains the entire radio show that we have all heard WPBH weatherman Phil Connors wake up to that fateful morning.  Also included in this audio is live exclusive coverage from the pursuit of the now infamous Punxsutawney Phil groundhog-napping, a special guest appearance by Ned Ryerson himself (actor Stephen Tobolowsky reprising his role) an appearance by Mark Hing of WolfGnards.com (author of “How Long Does Bill Murray Spend in Groundhog Day?”), a special review of Heidi 2 with Nerd Hurdles podcast host, Jakob Rehlinger and the help of voice talent Libby Kay.

“We are thrilled that such an historic piece of our heritage and holiday was recovered,” said Punxsutawney mayor, Buster Doyle.  “It will be a great honor to share such a momentous occasion with fans of this great day from around the world.”

Be sure to check out Stephen Tobolowsky’s new podcast The Tobolowski Files and his film Stephen Tobowloski’s Birthday Party available everywhere on DVD.

Thanks to Bradvf  for this great video. Click Here!

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